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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you generate a random string?","punchline":"Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.","id":405}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Prioneris thestylis","displaytitle":"Prioneris thestylis","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2356474","titles":{"canonical":"Prioneris_thestylis","normalized":"Prioneris thestylis","display":"Prioneris thestylis"},"pageid":4966317,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Prioneris_thestylis_dsf_539.png/330px-Prioneris_thestylis_dsf_539.png","width":320,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Prioneris_thestylis_dsf_539.png","width":2024,"height":2464},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1189066701","tid":"2893c7b2-9699-11ee-acc5-72a83a72df7a","timestamp":"2023-12-09T13:45:05Z","description":"Species of butterfly","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prioneris_thestylis","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prioneris_thestylis?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prioneris_thestylis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prioneris_thestylis"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prioneris_thestylis","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Prioneris_thestylis","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prioneris_thestylis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prioneris_thestylis"}},"extract":"Prioneris thestylis, the spotted sawtooth, is a small butterfly of the family Pieridae, that is, the yellows and whites, which is found in India and Southeast Asia.","extract_html":"
Prioneris thestylis, the spotted sawtooth, is a small butterfly of the family Pieridae, that is, the yellows and whites, which is found in India and Southeast Asia.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}
{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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